R K B M A Degree
Papa: Beti “B.Sc” K Baad Kya Karo gi? Beti: R.K.B.M.A Karongi. Papa: What is R.K.B.M.A? Beti: Rehan Ki Banhon Main Aaram… Uff Ye Larkiyan Bhi Na…
Aao Dosto Mill kar
Aao Dosto Mil kar ek wada karte hain… K AUGUST k puray maheenay main koi bhi.. “UNDERWEAR” Nahi Pehnay ga. Because August ka Maheena. Aazadi Ka Maheena Hai.
Aik Arab
Aik Arab Aik Crore Aik Lakh Aik Hazar Aik So Aik Dafa I LOVE YOU. Meri Jaan. Mere Chand, Mere Shonay Mere Pyaary Pakistan. Aaj Se 12 Din Baad 14 August Hai. I’m Wishing you “Happy Independence Day” In Advance.
pakistani roles for marriage party
Pakistani Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool: RULE 1 Pehli bar is tarha khao k doosri bar milega nhi RULE 2 Doosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nhi tha… More funny Sms
Same as aage say or peechay say
Sms magic Aap ko ENGLISH Ka 1 lafz bhejta hoon. Jise aap aage se parho ya pichhe se, aap ko mera hi naam dikhai dega. . . . . “Abba” Hai na magic puttar
Dono Kaan kat doo
Judge: is sardar k dono kan kat do Sardar: Nhi main andha ho jaon ga Judge: kan katny se andha kese ho jao gy Srdar: chashma tere piyo de kan te lawan ga….
yun na apni taraf
Yun na kheench apni taraf k bebus ho kar… Khud se b bichher jaon aur tu b na milay..!
Larki ka rape
1 daku larki ka rap kr raha hota hai Rap k doran wo larki se poochta hai Tumara boy friend kaha hai Larki kahti hai Tum skoon se chodo wo gando sms par raha hai
