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teacher ne students say kaha
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Aye Mere Allah
Aye Mere Allah WASIQ ANSARI k saray Gunah, Jo Us Se Janay Anjaany main huye hain unhain Muaaf Farma. Uski Mushkilen Door Farma! Aameen, Summa Aameen. Shukriya. Aap Log Khud Se to Dua karogay Nahi. Aise He Karwani Parraygi Dua Aap Logon Se.
Actress say chanda
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Here comes the day
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Be rehm tere shehar k log
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Har sawal kay neechay
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