Har ilaz choos kay
Larki: Doctor sahib mere SEENAY me dard he. Doctor: Hum har marz ka ilaaj choose k karte hain. . Khirki se Pathan jhaank kar bola: Hmara bi pishab band hai.
Baby fail in math
Father to his son: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye? Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8 Agly Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8 Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8 Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya Oaas Karengi…!
Lun Dekhna
Its My Face ( ” _ ” ) . . . Ab Neche Kya Mera Lun Dekhna Hy? Le Dekh Le l ( <:::::::::: ) l / Ab Khush…
Bhoola hua faraz
Bohat Dinon Se Main Bhoola Hua Tha Doston Ko! Faraz… Aaj Lafz BEGHAIRAT Suna To Sab Yaad Aagaye.
Jani kay Sms
Aaj sms nahi arahe mere jaani ke wah wah!! Aaj sms nahi arahe mere jaani ke. Koi msg to bhej Quss marani ke
German Girl
What is a girl? German:A cigrate when finished drop it French:A BOTTLE of WINE when empty break it Pthan: AUDIO CASETTE when side A is finished use side B.
Sister Underwear
Pathan: Ye kiska underwear sukhane k lye dala hy? Biwi: meri sister ka hy g. Pathan: kamal hy pehne howe to kbi nhe dekha!
Taliban Afghanistan
“Modern poem” Taliban Taliban, Yes papa… . Having a bomb, No papa… . Telling a lie? No papa… . Open ur jacket, . Thaaa thaaaa thaaaa ¤
