Never afraid to fight
There are many Brave men who are Adventurous and are never afraid to fight. Some Joined Army, others Got Married.
Pathan is ready for namaz
Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya: Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia? Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega.
Crisis situation
Crisis Situation! SERIOUS SUGAR SHORTAGE IN THE COUNTRY… All Because Of YOU! Nature Used Up Whatever Was Available To Make You SO SWEET! OH God Diabetes Na Ho Jaye Kahin.
Soney ka waqat
Oye Utho! Ye koi Soney ka Waqt hai? Jab dekho Sote Rehte ho. Kya sari Zindgi So k Bitani hai? Or haan Jaag jao to Shor Mat karna I’m going to sleep. GOOD NIGHT
2 naik larkay mar gay
2 Lahori Larkay Mar Gaye: Naik Thy To Jannat Main Chalay Gaye. But Unhon Ne Jannat Main Barri Kutt Khai. Pata Hai Kyon? Jannat Main Farishton Ko Kehte Hain: “Yaar Jannat Hai To Achi. Sab Kuch Hai, 70 Hoorain Bhi Hain.” Par . . . . . “Lahore Lahore Aye.”
Redefined definition
Redefined Definitions: 1) Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions. 2) Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. 3) Cigarette – A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. 4) Divorce – Future tense [...]
Who is more intelligent
Son asked his father: \’Bchha ziada intelligent hota hy ya baap?\’, Father: \’Baap\’, Son: \’Achha, Pakistan kisny bnaya?\’ Father: \’Quaid-E-Azam\’ Son: \’Unnky baap ne kiun nahin bnaya?\’ –
Scheme wali bottle
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan, Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha. Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua? Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.”
