Babloo sms
BABLOO: Allah Kary Mama ki ZABAN CUT Jaye. Rozana Dant’ti Hain. AGLY DIN ZABAN CUT JATI HAI! BABLOO: Allah Kary Bhai ka HAAT TOOT Jaye Mujhy Tang krty hain. AGLAY DIN TOOT JATA HAI! BABLOO: Allah Mere BAAP ko UTHA LE Bohat MARTAY hain. AGLAY DIN ABBA GHAR AATA HAI. BABLOO: Aapko Kuch Nahi hua? [...]
3 Gadhay
3 GADHAY ZOO Se Farar Hogae 1 TV Dekh Raha He 2 FOOT Ball Khel Raha He 3rd Nahi TUM Nahi, Hamesha Aisa Hi Q Sochte Ho? Wo Mil Nahi Raha
Saddar bazar main golian
Teacher: Give english translation of, “Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain”.. Sardar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!
Bakra Eid Mubarakh to all
(__) [','/-;------- \ ]\, ]/ ]/ ]/ ]/ Wishing you a Bakra Eid Mubarak. And Sending this BAKRA as a EID Gift.
Devil in school
Devil School attendence; Yajooj majooj? Yes sir! Aink wala jin? Yes sir! Haamoon? Yes sir! Bin bitori? Msg par rahi ha sir….:-)
Bomb blast in Peshawar
Har Roz Kisi Shehar Mein Hotay hain Dhamakay Faraz… Rehti Hia Meray Dais Main Yun Shabraat Musalsal. * Happy Terrorism Holidays *
Job in out side of city
1 admi ki kisi dusre shehr me nokri lgi, Wahan pohanch kr us ne socha k bv ko email kr dun, Ghalati se wo mail kisi or k i.d. pr chli gai, Jis k pas gai wo aurat apne husband ko dafna k i thi or email parhte e behosh ho gai. Email kuch yun [...]
Tera bhai
1 ADMI ko har bat me ”TERA BHAI” kehne ki adat thi. wo shadi k bad apne bedroom me gaya or dulhan ka ghoonghat utha k bola: “Kesa lag raha hay TERA BHAI. “funny sms“
