Tum pass ay
Tum pas aye yun muskuraye apne 32 dant mujhko dikhaye dekh k mera dil phoot phoot k rota hai yaar tum se brush bhi theek se nahi hota hai..:-)=:-@
Lovely Faraz Sms
Hat Jao! Faraz Kraate Seekh gya hy @ <V> .IL <@_, V__, < @> /V < L ,_@> ,__V L <@_, V__, ./ Hun lavo faraz nal pangay
Adult Quote of the day
Jab ghee seedhi ungli se na niklay to .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Chamcha istemaal karo Har cheez main ungli karna achi baat nahi hai.
Tumhaari shalwar phati hai
Usay Kaha Tha K “Tumhaari Shalwar Phati Hui Hai” Faraz…. Lekin Woh Besharam Muskura K Kehta Hai… “Holay Holay Se Hawa Lagti Hai.”
Subah shaam kartay hain
Subah karte hain sham karte hain Lundy bazi hm sar-e-aam krte hain jb se mari hy mene gand teri. Saray PATHAN mujhay salam krte hain..
Utility stores of Pakistan
New Exciting Offer from Utility Stores of Pakistan… . . . . . . . . . Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Saath 1 AATAY Ka Saashay (Sachet) Bilkul Free.
11 saal jail main
11 saal jail me rehne wala shakhs hmara “President” 6 saal jail me rehne wala hmara “Prime Minister” 10 saal jala watan rahne wala hmara. “Wazir e Aalla” 2 saal nazar band rehne wala hamara “Chief Justice Pakistan” 2 ,4 sal tusi v reh lo AaHo….future ban jaey ga Also Read Funny Sms
Meri dost ka raz
Meri dosti ka bus yehi “RAAZ” hoga… Meri bat ka bus yehi “ANDAZ” hoga…. Agar rat ke andhere me tujhe koi ungli kar jae to wo yakeenan”FARAZ” hoga..
