Archive for November, 2009

Nokar nay rape kar dia

Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya. Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti ne Uska kya bigara tha? Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko Sex krte huve dekh lya tha More Eid Ul Azha Sms

Misba bachoun ko sula day gi

ANTI MISBA POEM (ZARA SHAM HONE DO) . Misba bacho ko sula degi Zara sham hone do, . Misba Jazbat sarey jaga degi Zara sham hone do,

Pathan first suhagrat

Phatan ur Anti Misba ki suhagrat Phatan raat ko SETI lee k jane laga . Anti Misba: Kaha chle? . Phatan: Oy hum suhagrat manae ga to mohale ka chowkidari kon kre ga? Read Special Eid Sms

Eid sms messages 2009

Here is the latest collection ofEid SMS collected from all over t he web and various sources. You can get the Eid Latest SMS Messagesin English / Urdu and Hindi Languages. If you have any latest Eid SMS, Please share in comments. Eid Sms messages When the sun has set, and day is doneI’ll break [...]

Murghi in 10 rupees only

Sardar: Ye murghi kitni ki hai? Dukaandar: Sirf das rupay ki Sardar: Itni sasti? Dukaandar: Is ko AIDS hai. Sardar: Chalo de do ham ne kon se is ki gand marni hai!!! Read Funny Eid Sms Share mobile number and get mobile numbers

Stop it is enough

press down if u like me… so u like me…? Tats so sweet… ok u can stop… stop it,enuf… dis is 2 much… O my God … I like u too…! Silly fans…..

Girl found just for you

Major Rohail: Beta mene tumhare liye ek ladki dhundhi hai wo Roopvati, Gunvati aur Sarasvati hai.. . Beta: Lekin me kisi aur ladki se pyaar karta hu aur wo GARBHVATI hai..

Planning team

Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.