Archive for December, 2009

B.V ka janaza

Wife:aap apny friend ki bv k janazay pe nhi gaye? Husband:kis moo sy jaon,wo mjy 3sri bv k janazay pe bula rha ha,main ny 1 dfa b nhi bulaya.

Iqrar-e-muhabbat Jurm hai?

Iqrar_e_Mohabbat koi jurm to nahi FARAZ… Bas itna pata karo k Larki ke Bhai kitne hain…? >SÖhÄI£<$}¿§

Hosh main tha

“Tu Hosh Mein Tha Phir Bhi Hamein Pehchaan Na Paya” FARAZ “Aik Ham Hain Ki Nashe Me Bhi Tera Naam Letay Rahey”.

Tumharay baad

Qasam ly lo, Tumhary baad, Kisi ka khawab dekha ho, Kisi ko hum ne chaha ho, Kisi ko hum ne socha ho, Kisi ki aarzu ki ho, Kisi ki justaju ki ho, Kisi ki rah dekhi ho, Kisi ka qurb manga ho, Kisi ko sath rakha ho,

Peyar zaroori tu nahi

Dhoop main saya-e-dewar zrori to nahi Ab tery bad koi pyar zrori to nahi Hum tery ek ishary pe kata den gerden Ho tery hath men talwar zrori to nahi Mery elan-e-bgawat say slamat rah jay Tary badshahi tera darbar zrori to nahi

Technology Limitations

Technology has its own limitations….’ Google may be the most powerful search engine,but still can’t search and locate the Chappal u lost at masjid:-

Uss kee hasrat

Kitni nayab thi khamosh c chahat USKI Aj pass nahi tu hai hasrat USKI Me fanah ho gia, afsos WOH badla b nahi Meri chahat se b sachi thi nafrat USKI

Night Program of Nargis

Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha: Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain?? Nargis: Apnay ghar jati hoon..!