Archive for January, 2010

Five Heran kun haqiqtain

~Dunya ki 5 heran-kun hqiqten. Hqiqt1: Ap apni saans rok k apne eyes ko close ni kr skte. Hqiqt 2: Pehli hqiqt prhne k bad tmam bewqof ye krne ki koshsh kren ge. Hqiqt 3: Hqiqt 1 ghlat hai.

Chodnay kay baad

Jahan tak Fikar-E-Insani nahi jati Chodne K bad LUND ki Shakal pehchani nahi jati Lakh chaha k Bister Geela kiye bagher uthoon Par khwabon se katrina, kareena Or priyanka nahi jati Zor lagane Par ab to CONDOM B rang chorta hai Rang to chorh jata he par Company ki nishani nahi jati

Ding Dong Bubble Remix

<DiNG DONG> ‘Remix’ Ik KUTA Mochun Wala Tha, Jo Mazy Se MuLk Ko Khata Tha, Ding Dong Ding Dong KUTTAY Ne JaiL Mae Socha Yeh,

Places of karachi with new names

Famous Places of Karachi 1. Patail Para Khul gaya Nara 2. Korangi Ho Ja Nangi 3. Guru Mandar Pura Undar

Insurance of Pen*s

Insurance Agent: Sir,now u can insure ur PENIS  Man: What r the benefits  Agent: Incase it does’nt work, we’ll provide the same service 2 ur wife free of charge

Teri Yadain

Mera bus chale to teri yaden kharid loun Apne jeene k waste teri baten kharid loun Kar saken jo har waqt deedar tera Sub kuch luta kr wo ankhen kharid loun.

Duniya main…

Kon ujra ho ga bhari duniya mai hamari tarha “Aatish” Wo b na mila humko aur khud ko b hum ganwa bethe.. !!!

Allah kay yeh 5 names

Allah K ye 5 Nam 11 Muslims Ko Send Kro. Apki Subha Sb Sy Bari Problem Hal Ho Jae Gi. YA ALLAH. YA KARIM. YA AWWAL. YA AKHER. YA MUJEEB. Don’t delete Azma Lo