Archive for January, 2010

College kay boys toilet main

College k boys toilet my likha tha “Ap ka mustaqbil ap k hath me ha” & Girls toilet main likha tha, “Apny mustaqbil main ungliyaan na maarain”

2010 Pathan jokes has come

1st joke of 2010 Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.

Sardar pathan say loo bhai

Sardar Pathan se: Khan sahab ap larki k bajaye larko se sex kyun karte hain, Pathan: O sardar ji Mard ka muqabla Mard se hona chahiye. Also read Sardar Sms, Pathan Sms

Kuttay ka coat pent

Ager KUTTAY ko coat pent pehna dia jae to usay kya kahenge? . . .

Pepsi Breaking News

Breaking News: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship to Pakistan Cricket Team. New sponsor is “Always Ultra” Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS.

Sardar is selling Guava

Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha: 1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To? Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai… Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega.

16 Years

16yrs (.)=(.) 25yrs ( . )=( . )

Chinese Scientist research Center

Chinese scientist ne tehkikat k baad ye inkshaf kya ha k chupkali ko ubal kr dhoop main sukha kr, papar jesa krunchi hone k baad khaya jae to ulti ajati ha!