Archive for January, 2010

Chaudhry nay larki pata lee

1 Chaudhry  Ne Larki  set kr li, Larki Ne Chaudhry Ki  Dhoti  Me Haath  Dala  To Boli, Oh Inna Wadda? Chaudhry=Fakhar se, O Assi Chaudhry Aan, Sada Inna Hi Wadda Hunda Aye. Phir Chaudhry Ne Larki Ki Shalwar Me Haath Dala, To Aik Dam Bola: “O,Tuadi Bhen Di, Tussi  Vi Chaudhry o.

Shadi kee raat secret baat

Friend: teri biwi minu wekh wekh k hasdi a, minu 2 nmbr lgdi a Sardar: Nai yar O shadi di rat onay minu puchya kdi kisay d Bund mari a ,te me tera dasiya si…

A specail ascii wish

/”””‘\ssalam /  /”\  \ -0- /__/’””\__\laikum ,,,, Have A niCe dAy…..¤

Dard-e-dill kee dawa kay liay

Hum kahan jainge dard-e-dil ki dawa k liye Khud se juda na karo humain khuda k liye Ajeb us ka jumla tha SÄGÄR juda hote waqat Koi 0r dhond lo wafa k liye.

Nargin kee kitab “parday ki pabandi”

Nargis apni kitab \”PARDAY KI PABANDI\” mein likhti hain.. Bachpan mein jb main kisi parosi k ghar jati to dupatta lena kbi nhi bhoolti thee lekin kbhi kbhi shalwar pehn\’na bhool jati thi…

3 saal say pathan bay ulaad

Pathan: 3 Saal se hamara Bacha nahi ho raha. Doctor: Yeh to bari Pareshani ki baat hai. Aap apne Partner ko bulao Pathan: Javed Khan, Dal-ta-rasha

Gift box for friends accept it

/”‘””””””””””””/| / GIFT BOX // /______________// Wah! Kia Gift aya hy! Khol to sahi.. )  \ \ (   (,,,)=======@ \   / yar GIFT hy lena to pryga.

Qabool karo

Tussi great ho . . . . . ( ‘ ) /   / /   / (    ) ) TOPA QUBOOL KARO…! Also read funny sms