Shohar kay dost nay andar aa kar
Ghar ki Bell baji BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola to us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha BV boli: Naha rahe hen Dost: Men 5000 tum ko Don ga tum apna Gown utaro.
Meray pass gadi hai
Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ? Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai. Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
Wapda New Package for load shedding
Dear customrs Wapda laaya ab nya packg “5 ka 55″ yani 5min light k istmal pr 55min load shedding bilkul free ye ofr la mehdood mudat ke lie hy’ “wapda tum hi to ho”
Sunshine of my life
Boy: You Are Sunshine of My Life. Without You Life Is Cloudy. You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water for Barren Land. Girl: Darling! Is it Proposal or Weather Report?
Read at once just challenge
Vaada karo! Ke Sirf ek bar msg ko parhna hai aur question ka answer dena hai. Its a challenge. Yaad rahay msg sirf ek bar he parhna hai.
Wife kee har rooz loo
Apni Wife Ki Hr Roz Leni Chahiye KHABAR 2.Uska Pakar Kr Bar Bar Chumna Chahiye HAATH 3.Uska Bare Aaram Se Dabana Chahiye PAIR 4. Uski Aage Se Hi Nahi Peeche Se Bhi Karni Chahiye TAREEF 5.Uske Samne Aate Hi Nikaal Kar Uske Hath Mai dedo Monthly Salary!
Gaand mat doo
( . .) <¡¡> ((“””=(‘_’ ) / \ ¿¿ \\ Ary kia huwa Balance ni hy to khair hai is me Gaand dene wali kia baat hai Uth jao phr kbi sms bhej dena.. More Adult Sms
Gharam gharam biryani kee daig
Garma Garm Biryani ki daig srf aap k lye \___ _) \ (_ / “”””” \ (.______.) / \/ \ Ab ziada muskrao nahi dhonay k liye bheji hai.
