A lot of guys
Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key, But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, [...]
Ajab hall hoti jaa rahi hai..
Ajab Soorat-E-Haal Hoti Ja Rahi Hai Raat k Bad Raat Hoti Ja Rahi Hai, Wo To Ab Bhi Mukamal Hai Pathar ki Tarah Reza Reza to Meri Zaat Hoti Ja Rahi Hai, Main to Aaj Bhi Tanha Hon Kal Ki Tarah Sari Kainat to Jan-E-Wafa k Sath Hoti Ja Rahi Hai.
Fact of class room
Fact of Class Room: Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him! Be Positive.
Bush and pathan solid offer
Bush Pathan se: “Tum Mula Umer ka Pata do Hum Tum ko Titanic Wali Bachi de Ga” Pathan: “Hum tum ko Osama b dega, Agr tum titanic wala bacha dO.
Great Pakistani police
Punjab police di pehchaan: Tidd aggay nu; Bund pichay nu; Akhaan laal; Muuh te maa di gaal; Topi parwatteya te; Te hath saara din tattyan te…. More Funny Sms
Major sardar philosophy
Soldier: Sir,dushmn ne hamen charon taraf se gheir liya hai Major Sardar:Excellent Yani Hum ksi b taraf se dushmn pr attack kr skty hain …
Waiting for good morning wish
U R W8ng 4 My Morning Wish? .-*-. ( ‘.’ ) =(,,)=(,,)= Shoø Shweet Dont Worry How Can I 4get U? HERE ComEz My Wish =*=*GØØD*=*= *=*MØRNING*=
Dosti karna itna asan hai..
Dosti karna itna aasan hai jaise matti par matti se matti likhna… LEKIN…. Dosti nibhana itna muskil hai jaise pani par pani se pani likhna!…
