Compare khan with Gadha
Pathan or Gadhe me 3 Batien Common hain 1.Bachpan me Dono Khubsurat hote hn 2.Bachpan se hi Mehnati hote hn 3.Bare ho kr Dono Transport ka Kaam kerte hai.
Apnay zalim dost
::Apny Hi Hotey Hain Jo Pajama khench K Bhaag Jaty Hain “Faraz” Wrna Ghairon Ko Kya Khabar K faraz lastic wali shalwar pehnta hai.. Faraz Poetry
Wajood say khushbu
Lipti rahi wojood sy khoshbu tmam raat, Atay rahay ho yaad mujhy tum tmam raat, Us ny bary khulos sy mangi thi roshni Girty rahy makan py jugnu tmam raat …!!
Tumhara apna hai?
Suhag raat ko bv apne Medical Rep shohar se boli, “ye tumhara apna hai na?” Medi Rep: “Kya Matlab??” Bv: “Actually tum logoN k paas to sample hi hote hai na” Adult Sms
Har lafz main dua
Chahat bhary wo lafz aur har lafz ma dua “”FARAZ”” Maqaroz kr dya hmain tmhary khaloos ne…. Sad Sms
Kuch batain
Kuch batain aisi hoti hain jinn ka jawab nahi hota 1. Dunia main sub say mushkil kaam kon sa hai? 2. Dunia main kon sub say khoobsorat hai 3. Dunia main humara anay ka masksad 4. Dunia main kitna pani hai 5. Pakistan main sub sab say bara kameena kon hai Samjh tu gay houn [...]
Aansu kee keemat pocho
” ” Aansu ” ” ki kimat wo kaya jane jo har baat pe ” Aansu ” ” bahate hain ! ” ” Aansu ” ” ki kimat zara un se pucho jo Gum main bhi muskurate hain.
Ek G*ndu tha
Ek Gandu Tha Wo sms parh rha tha Ussy pata tha k sender ny usy gandu kaha hy Wo phr bhi sms parh rha tha Kya krta? Bechara gandu jo tha. More Adult Sms
