Archive for March, 2010

Sub dua karo pathan kay liay

Pathan: Dua Karo Hamara Khoti Ka Delivery Hy 2nd Pathan: To Is Me Dua Wala Konsa Baat Hy Khota Hoga Ya Khoti? 1st Pathan Nai Yara Kuch Begherti HumNe B Kia hy Also read April Fool Sms

My wife is china mobile

7 doston ki suhagrat k next day 1st bola”Meri BV to 1110,jese marzi use karo” 2nd”Meri BV 3310 nikli.36 saal ka purana model.” 3rd”Meri BV N95,zara pyar se chalana parta hai”

Keh Do

April Fool Sms Q: “I LOVE U” Kehne Ka Sb Se Behtr Din Kaunsa Hota Ha??? Guess? Guess? Simple 1st April Agr Bat Bn Gai To Cool Wrna Keh Do

Bandar kee beti boli

Bandar ki ßeti boli : Papa mje b shadi krni h. Bandar: Beti sabr kro, DulhA abi sms parh rha h, Agr muskarya to rishta pakka!!!

Ghar main Barkat

Nabi Karim (S.A.W) Ne Farmaya: “Us Ghar Mein Bohat Khair_o_barkat Hogi, Jahan Khaana Khaaney K Baad Haath Dho Kar Kulli Karne Ki Aadat Ho..” (IBN-E-MAAJA)

April fool’s Day

Do you know all about April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day? On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah fooling this time . . . it’s really me!

Mobile virus has come back

Mobile pe phir 1 virus aya hy. Agr”8889″nmbr se koi call aye to atend nhi krna warna insan ban jao gy Lahore mein b 2 carton insan ban gay hen, so b careful..

Sham ko ana

Galaa Kataakey mujhe Daaimee Hayaat milee Huwa tabaah sitamgar usey mamaat milee Hamein Bafaiz e Azaa saaree kaainaat milee Yeh gham mila tou Harek runj se nijaat milee Suna tha subh ke Bhooley ka Sham ko aana