Hollywood new film crying vampire
Breaking News! Hollywod ne Altaf Hussain ki rone ki acting se impress ho kr unhen apni agli film ‘THE CRYING VAMPIRE’ me role ki offer kardi. Geo Bhai.. More Hindi funny sms
Swinde flu safety
SWINE FLU SAFETY: 1.Jis ungli se G*nd khujaien us se kabi mu me khilal na kerain 2.MerWanay k foran baad Detol se G*nd ko ghararay kervain 3.SAbzi mandi or sasti R*ndi k pas se b na guzrain 4.Janveron k sath Sex se pehle un k panjon pe shopper charha dain “Prevention is Better than Swollen [...]
Girl kia kar rahay ho?
Girl:kya kr rahe ho? Boy:Makhiyan mar raha hon Girl:kitni mari? Boy:3male nd 2 female Girl:Tumko kaise pta? Boy:3 cigarete se chipki hui thi aur 2 phone se.
Yeh hoti hai friendship
Ye hoti hy “Friendship” BAAP: Raat kahan thay? Son: Dair ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay karliya tha. Baap ne usi waqt phone uthaya ur us k 10 best friend ko call ke, 8 ny kaha , han han wo raat mery pas he tha, 2 ny kaha wo abhi bhi yahin so [...]
Zamin waloun say yeh keh kar
Zamin walon se ye keh kar falak se dhal gya SURAJ…. Ujaalay bant denay se ujaala kam nahin hota.
Sweetest thing of this world
Today i planned to send U the cutest n sweetest thing of this world …but the postman shouted at Me: “Chal oye !Letter box se bahar nikal”..!;->
Mr bean went to Guines book’s office
Mr.BEAN went 2 Guines book’s office 2 check if he is still the biggest comedian on earth or not, but he came out angrily shouting, Who D hell is Altaf Bhai?;->
I studied but never topped
I studied but never topped, today toppers of best universities r my employees. (Bill Gates) Bus! Yehi statement mujhe top karne se rok deti hE….
