Murder of pathan bhabhi
1 pathan ne apni bhabi ko jan se mar diya. Logon ne pucha k tum ne apni bhabi ko kiun mara ? Pathan bula: O yara main jis se bhi puchta k tum phone pe kis se baat kar raha he to wo kehta . . . . . Teri bhabhi se.
Name of 7 sky
7 “”AASMANO”” k name and colour 1.””RAFI”” (pani jaisa) 2.””QAYDOOM””(tanbay- jesa) 3.””MADOON””(peetal-jesa) 4.””ARFALOON””(chandi-jesa)
Nothing to say
“GööD MörninG” “”JUST 4 U” “”MUST 4 U” “”FIRST 4 U” “Nothing 2 Wish” “Nothing 2 Say” “Always b HAPPY” “Its my Pray” Have a nice day! ******* Latest Good Morning Sms
Safar par sath sath
“Safar Per Sath Chala Tha Jo Rehbron Ki Tarah” “Juda Huwa Wo Bhi Aakhir Musafiron Ki Tarah” “Me Sochta Hon Wo Kese Bichar Gaya Mujhse” “Jo Dhoop Me Milta Tha Mujhe Badalon Ki Tarah”
Never be Proud
Never b Proud, For what Position u hold, Bcoz after a Game of Chess, the King & the Soldiers go into the same box… Quotes
Sardar Dukhi tha
Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne POocha “Q Tension Main ho?” SARDAR: Yaar 1 Dost ko Plastic Surgery k liye 3 laakh Diye Thy .. .. Ab salay ko Pehchan Nahi Paa raha..!
Shadi kee raat
Shadi ki rat pathan confuse hogya k apni biwi sy kya bole? . Akhir wo bola Tmhre ghr wal0n ko mal0m hy.. K Tm yahan hmare sath ho?:-D
Ice cream on date
Jo Larki Date Pe Ek Ice Cream Khanay se Khush Ho jAAye… Wo Us BV se Bohat Behtar Hay Jo Puray Maah ki Salary Le kr bhi khush Na Ho ZUBAIDA APA K TOTKEY. More Insult sms
