There is a hell
Always Remember There’s A ‘HELL’ In Every H E L L 0 … Be Careful. There’s A ‘GOOD’ In Every G O O D B Y E … Be Grateful.
Koi mannat maango
Peer- “Beta… Koi mannat maango!” . Mureed – “Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain…” Peer – “Beta ‘mannat’ maango ‘Jannat’ nahi…”:)
Kissi kay baray main bura mat kaho
(Gunah me lazat zrur hy mgr sukon nhi) (Baat alfaz ki nhi lehje ki hoti hy) (Kisi k baare me bura mat socho hosakta h wo khuda ki nazar me tumse behtr ho) (1 akela baap 7 beton ki parvarish kr skta hy Lykin 7 bete 1 baap ki khidmat nhi krskte) (Admi beemari k [...]
Sheeshey Kay Bartan
Jub sheeshey key bartan PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey… ‘CHUNNN’ jub bacho’n key ghubaary PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘THUSSS’. Jub pani key bulbulay PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘PATUKKK’ aur jub muqadar PHOOT jayen tau awaz ati hey ‘QABOOL HEY, QABOOL HEY, QABOOL HEY’
Pathan ka putar
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy marne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chat pe ly gaya aur wahan se neche phaink diya,:-) (‘,’) <( (> ./ /. Moral: moral woral kuch nai wo kabutar b peshawar ka tha niche gir k mar gya:-
Drop the wife
1st man: Main Muree jaty hoe apni BV ko khai mein phenk dunga. 2nd: Yar meri BV bi le jao,usko bi phenk dena. 1st: Agr tm bura na manao tu wapsi pe phenk dun?:)
Close you eyes and say
It Is Better To Open Your Eyes and Say You Do not Understand, Than To Close Your Eyes N Say You Don’t Believe. . . =)
How Crazy and funny
D e d I c A 8 e d For Besties ” No Matter How Crazy And Funny The Scenes Are around You It’s Useless Without The Person You Want To Laugh With …” =)
