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Sath tumhara dena hai

<~~GHAZAL~~> Sath Tmhara Dena Hai, Or Sath Tmhara Pana Hy Pathron K is Shehar Mai, ik Kanch Ka Ghar Bnana Hy Aasmano pe Jo Rishta bana,

A smart boy in a class

Pichli Line m betha bacha: miss mera shoe lace khul gaye hy plz meri help kr dain. Miss pas i or jab lace tie krne k liye jhuki to dekha k bacha us k boobs dekh raha hai. Miss: haramzade is liye mujhe bulaya? Bacha: nhi madam baki sari class ko aap ki gand dikhani [...]

Baat sun jigar

@ ßaat sun jigar, . . . Koi naya SmS aaya hai tere paas? . . . Agar hai to . . . . . Kaghaz pe likh k, . . . “GAND ME LE LE. . SEND TO TERE SE HOGA NAHI.

Darzi kapray lay kar bhag gaya

1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya Koi kehta mri shalwar Koi kehta meri qameez 1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho? Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.

Sin in an Aeroplane

Height Of Confidence : Once Many Professors Were Called And Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane After They Sat, They Were Informed That The Plane Is Made By Their Students. All Of Them Ran N Got Out Of Plane Expect One People Asked Him The Reason He Said, If Its Made By My Students, IT [...]

For All boys

Jis se aanchal bhi nahi apnay sar ka sambhala jata, Us sy kia khaak teray ghar ki hifazat hogi! (For all those boys who like very fashionable girls)

Relation between Allah & Human

The basic fact of relation between ALLAH & HUMAN; Allah gives , gives , gives & forgives… HUMAN:gets , gets ,gets & forgets…….

Girls special girls

Ladkiyan ek dosre ko gift deti hain Flower, Perfume, Necklece, Earrings Suit, Ladke kya gift dete hain ek dosre ko? Ye le bachi ka number,bas mera nam mat lena