1000 ka note for pathan
Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Us ne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala or us pe “KHER MUBRK” likh kr wahin pe rakh diya. Pathan Sms
Nadra officer to molvi
Nadra officer to Molvi: Ur Name? Molvi: Noor Ahamd Officer: S*ex? Molvi: Yes daily Officer: No No, I mean male or female? Molvi:jo haath charh jae…
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar
A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . . Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar, Muslim Guy Asks: What are you planning? Bush: Planning World War III,
Yeh photos kiss kee hain?
sardar in police station ye photos kiski hain? Police:yeh criminals ki jinko arrest kerna hai. sardar: jab photo li tab arrest ker lena tha na.;->
larki kay ghar rishta
Pathan kisi lrki k ghar rishta le kr gaya, Lrki k maa bap: hmari beti abhi parh rai hy… pathan:koi baat nai, ham ghante baad a jaega.!
Jalti hoi cigret
Wakeel:Tum ne Police Officer ki hateli pe jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi? Pthan:Ye Hum ko bola “kaam karvana hy to pehle”MUTTHI” garam kro. Pathan Sms
Tujhay galay laganay ka bhana
H?? T? A??? R??? B T??? J??? M??? C???? A?? T???? G??? S? L?g??? T? E? B????? ???.. Urdu Poetry
I am not a terrorist my name is Khan
Bacho ka Dushman S*EX ki Dukan I m Pathan Na ph*udi ki Arzu na M*am’mo pe Dehan I m Pathan 12 se 18 Saal k Bachy mujse Preshan I m Pathan Meri Pasand Bagair Baalo Wali G*and I m Pathan Msg Parh k M*arwanay Ka Dil kry To Kabhi Aana Wazeeristan I m Pathan I [...]
