Kiss Kiss
Woh Love Love likhti rahi, Main Leave Leave parhta raha. Woh Kiss Kiss likhti rahi, Main Kash Kash parhta raha. Woh shadi kar k chali gai, Main Language Course karta reh gaya.
School Teacher
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
Love Text Messages
Love Text Messages Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha, Principal entered in class an asked angrily: Kis ka period chal raha hai?? 4 larkian sharmatay hue sir hamara _________________________________________________ Text Messages (English) These was noise in class and teacher was not there.. principal entered in class anasked angrily: who’s period is this? [...]
Orat ki ankh
Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the, parosan ne poocha kia hua? Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha
Poor Husband
Gareebi se tang akar husband bola : Lagta hai ab to dono hath phelanay paren ge Wife : jaldi karo nai to mujhe dono tangen phelani paren gi
Gulab ka Phool
Boy:phool ho gulab ka jisme kaantay na houn. ladki ho 16 ki jiski jhante na ho. Girl:Gulab k phool me log kante nahi dekhte.chut marne wale kabhi jhante nahi dekte.
Push more
Girl’s reaction to penis sizes: 9?: OhShit, Pain! 7?: OhYes, Great! 6?: Ohh,perfect! 5?: Oh,mmm,ok! 4?: Push more! 3?: Is it in? 2?:Idiot, Just use your tongue!
wanna little brother
if u wanna little brother …… if u wanna little brother then kick ur dad and fuck ur mother………
