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Aik zaroori Elan

or Jagny K Baad 1 Zaroori Kaam Krain Ta,k Aap Sukoon se Rahein (“,) <))_, , – – , LL           ,’, iTs fuN 2 B young. More ASCII Sms

Tensions and worries

Its My Pray That When U Sleep,Ur Sorrows,Tensions & Worries Also Sleep Forever.. And When U Get Up, Ur Success Of Life Get Up With U Forever.. Gud ni8

Tum main phelay see baat nahi

FUNNY GHAZAL… Us ne kha; Tm me phly c bat nai! Mene kaha; Insan hn koi science ki ejad nai, Usne kaha; Ab b ksi ki ankhon me dob jate ho?

Waste of engergy

Topic: “M*UTH” ‘M*uth’ is the branch of s*ex that deals with the study of boys and their imaginary relationship with girls.. In this case a lot of energy is being wasted in a short interval of time To calculate loss of energy we use the formula: 1 m*uth = loss of energy gained in 10 [...]

Nargis dance on shadi

Son: Dad ma apni shadi pr Nargis ko bulaon ga. Dad: Nhi Owais Qadri aay ga Mother: Q behs krty ho,jb dono 1 jitny paisay lety hain to NARGIS hi aay gi.. Funny Sms

I am on facebook

An ordinary person wil b wid books Bt an extraordinary person wil b in book. B an extraordinary person lyk ME.! I’m on “FACEBOOK” Book tou book hoti hai

Kutta car kay neechay

Aik Pathan ne raod per khari car k neechay kuttay ko leta hua dekha, To kuttay ko dum se khencha aur kaha: Bahir NIKAL bara AAYa Mechanical engineer..!

Lagta nahi kay sath nibhay ga dair talak

Lagta nahin k saath nibhaye ga dair talak Lekin wo mujh ko bhola paye ga dair talak Jo bhi kareeb aye ga us k koe bhe shakhs Ussy zaroor wo mere dastan sunaye ga dair talak Dhondy ga wo mujhy unhi galion main aek din Dhondy ga or mujh ko na paay ga dair talak [...]