Ministry of water and power
A.R.R. 1.Do u know that the pleasure of making love in the dark is 10 times stronger than when the light is on? 2.Do u know that taking bath together with ur partner under shower increases ur love by 20 times? A public service message by Ministry of water and power to save electricity and [...]
Shadi nahi ho rahi? check it out
Ek admi ki shadi nahi ho rahi thi wo mannat mangne darbar pr gya or wahan uski maa gum ho gai Admi bola :wah ALLAH tari khudai Apni to mili nahi aba ki b gawai More funny sms
1985 kay mehman
1985 k Mehman. Ghar atey hi ; Asalamo alaikum kia hal hai? aba g thik hain? bachon ka kia hal hai…? 2010 k mehman. Ghar atey hi ; Asalamo alaikum kia hal hai? Bareek pin wala charger hai.. :-p
Nescafe ka ad
3 Behnon ki ek sath shadi hui, aur teeno apne apne husband ke sath Honeymoon per gayi, Pehli behen ne apni Maa ko SmS kiya “NESCAFE” Maa ne NESCAFE ka Add dekha aur khush hui, Add tha “Good to the Last drop” Doosri ne SmS kiya “Benson & Hedges” Maa ne Add Dekha aur khush [...]
Mujha zindagi kee dua na doo
Mjhe zindagi ki dua na do…!! Meri zindagi se bani nae…..!! Koi zindagi per kare yakeen, Mjhe zindagi pe yakeen nae, Ye safr b kesa safr hy..? Mn kbhi kahin to kbhi kahin,
For all unmarried friends
“This special poem is dedicate to all my unmarried friends” 1 din zindagi aise maqam par aa jaye gi, Dosti to sirf yaadon me hi reh jaye gi, goudi me bache honge or ap papa kehlayen ge, Or phir zindagi cerelac or feedar tak reh jaye gi, Susraal k chakkron me driver ki saza nazar [...]
Batao kia saza doun tumhain?
Teacher 2 chiLd! Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen?? Child: Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-) More funny sms
Send sms to lover
??Lrki ne apne lover ko sms kia Agr so rhe ho to mjhe apne spny bhejo Jag rhe ho to yaden bhjo Ro rhe ho to ansu bhjo Lover ne jwab dia Poti kr rha hun bheju.
