Apki bhabhi ka sms
Cheen O Arab Hamara Sara Jahan Hamara Ham Bulbulain Hain Iski Yeh Kohistan Hamara Saray Jahan Se Acha
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Arey O Bhai Kahaan Rahta Hai Tu Aajkal Tu To Milne Bhi Nahi Aata Re Teri Shakal Tak Bhul Gaya Hun
Nikal Warna Kaat Loon Gi
A Girl After Taking Santa’s Dick In Her Mouth: “1000 Nikal Warna Kaaat Loongi”
Sex ho jaye
Man: Sex ho jaye? Wife: No. Man: Jewar le dunga. Wife: No. Man: Car le dunga. Wife: No, No, No. Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena. More Adults Sms
Your glamorous style
The twittering birds, The flowering buds, The cool bays the shinning rays, Your exquisite smile, your glamorous style, Are the things which are all yours but not mine, For me my only absence is that I need ur presence.
I have almost everything
There is darkness everywhere I go, Despite the sun shining bright, Everything seems cheerless, Despite the colorful flowers every single sight, I have almost everything, Yet I have nothing to live by, Love, this is how I feel, When U r not by my side.
Costly Night Rates
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what are Nitrates Gal answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
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Richman to poor man- “How-come ur penis so big? Poor man-replied: “B’coz in my childhood I had no other toys to play”!!!
