Take off your knickers
Come here, take off your pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied. loving urs…..toilet!
They all tried
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen [...]
When dialogue converts
When does a friend become a best friend? When his dialogue, “I care for you” converts into “I will kill you if you don”t care for me”
Last wish of a female passenger
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?” A man stands [...]
All I wanted to do was to
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do [...]
Kiss Ko Is Tarhan Istamal Karo Ke
Teacher: ‘Kisses’ Ko Sentence Main Is Tarah Istamal Karo K Word Kiss Bhi Na Aaye Aur Meaning Aajae? Student: Aaj Subah Subah Begam Se Buhat Moun Maari Hui..:-P
Haseen Maut
baal bikhraye tooti qabron par jab koi mahjabeen roti hai mujh ko aksar khayal aata hai maut kitni haseen hoti hai
Dulhan Ka Hath
mujhe hadson ne mita mita kar khoob haseen bana diya! mera dil dulhan ka wo hath hai jo mehdiyon se racha hua!
