khushi ka dour
Faraz Sms Shayad khushi ka dour bhi aa jaye FARAZ. . .! Gham bhi tu mil gaye hain tamana kiye baghair………
Pehle khud confirm karo
Sardar Sms Sardar: Maths mei fail kyo hua? Son: Kabi teacher bolti hy 3+5=8 Agle din bolti hy 4+4=8 Phr bolti hy 6+2=8 Usay khud ko confrm nhi tu mujhe kya sikhaegi
GAAND main DANDA
Faraz Sms ¤ Dard sehnay se mohabbat barhti hai Faraz~ ¤ Yeh keh kar wo Shakhs GAAND main DANDA de gya..!!
kundi na kharka sohniya
Faraz Sms Ab to mara nam tk bhol gay ho tm faraz. . . Pahly to kaha krty thy “kundi na kharka sohniya sedha andar aa”
Whats oral sex
Adult Sms Kid asks grandpa: “Do u still have sex with grandma?” Grandpa: “Yes, but just oral sex” Kid: “Whats oral sex?” Grandpa: “I say fuck u. She says fuck u too”.
Baba larki nahi set hoti
Adult sms 7 peer chatai pe bethay thay 1 admi aya or sabse buzurg peer ko bola Baba larki nahi set hoti Peer ne sabse chote peer ko kaha Chotuu 1 or chatai bicha de.
Funny saboot
Sardar Sms 1 sardar road pe potti kar raha tha, police ney pakar liya. Jab usey lejaney lagey to sardar bola: Saboot to utha lo. :
Meri bund maro
Adult Sms Noker 1 maheena daal khane k bad malik se: meri bund maro. Malik: kyun ? Noker: tusi bus meri bund maro Malik: yaar kyun Noker: is bahane boti tay ander jae gi.
