Come to finish it now
Responses During Sex… a) GIRLFRIEND – Wow darling, this is great. b) PROSTITUTE – Come on.. finish it now… c) WIFE – I think the ceiling needs Painting.
Below the penti
Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he! Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha!
Rs 500 Do u want?
Santabanta Sms Santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job? Lady: Rs500. Do u want one? Santa: No.. I was curious,, how much I Save when I do it myself…
send me a brother
A small kid wrote to Santa Claus, “Send Me A Brother” Santa wrote back, “Send Me Your Mother”
One Nangi Larki In Bar
1 Nangi larki ne Bar me Pac ka order dia! Waiter dekhta reh geya. Larki: Kabhi nangi larki nhi dekhi? Waiter: Han dekhi hai but Main soch raha hon, tu paisy kahan se nikalegi.
Sexy Chai Banao
Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade” Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!
Child to nokrani
Chota bacha nokrani se! yeh tum pappa ka penis muh main lekar kya kar rahi the? Nokrani: Woh main.. Main.. main.. main na Woh.. Tumhari Mamma k liye saaf kar rahi thee.!
Bra Badal Rahi Thee
Biwi : Aaj main brazer badal rahi thi to aik lardka mujhay daikh raha tha. Shohar: phir tum nay kiya kiya? Biwi: mujhay sharam ayi main nay brazer say apna mon chupa liya.
