English Funny Sms / Text Messages
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An Interview By A Psychological Professor: Professor in Viva: There are 500 bricks in a plane, U droped one outside, how many are left? Student: That’s easy sir,499! Professor: What are the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Student: Open the fridge,Put the elephant in & Close the fridge.
Reply in 10 mints if you Think you are smart? Question: How do you write 21th april 2012 in 5 letters without using numbers??? If you don’t know ask me :p . . . Answer: Today – hahahaha
Innocent Line written On T-shirt of A Student.. ‘Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..
When u r Single, You See Happy Couples Everywhere, But When u r Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere….
Teacher to pathan: can u translate the following sentence in a single English word? Moti larki intezaar kar rahi hai? Pathan: Motivating
A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . . Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar, Muslim Guy Asks: What are you planning? Bush: Planning World War III,
An ordinary person wil b wid books Bt an extraordinary person wil b in book. B an extraordinary person lyk ME.! I’m on “FACEBOOK” Book tou book hoti hai
SMALL LOVE STORY: HE PROPOSED SHE SMILED! NO TEETH ! HE DIED… More Funny English sms