English Funny Sms / Text Messages
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Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar
A Joke explaining a bitter reality. . . Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar, Muslim Guy Asks: What are you planning? Bush: Planning World War III,
I am on facebook
An ordinary person wil b wid books Bt an extraordinary person wil b in book. B an extraordinary person lyk ME.! I’m on “FACEBOOK” Book tou book hoti hai
Small love story of 2010
SMALL LOVE STORY: HE PROPOSED SHE SMILED! NO TEETH ! HE DIED… More Funny English sms
Don’t break anyone heart
Don’t Break anyone’s heart They hve only one of it… Break their bones… They hve 206 of them… ;->
Brazalian men are most charming
@A girl in a train was reading a book called ‘MEN’. It said ‘BRAZALIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD’ A man sitting beside her was also readng it secretly.Aftr sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name He replied: ”RONALDO YOUSAFZAI”.
problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl
A great scholar said. The real problem doesn’t start when a boy starts looking at a girl., It begins when she turns back and gives a smile..;->
Cutest Letter By a Little Kid
Cutest Letter By a Little Kid: Dear Maths..! Please Grow Up And Solve Ur Problems Urself.. ~ ¤ çàn $*mè Önè §t*p Thè N*isé ¤ ~
Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance
We live in a Nation, Where, Pizza reaches home faster than ambulance and police. Where you get car loan @ 10% and education loan @ 20%. Where, Rice is Rs. 90/kg but sim card is free. Where, the footwears we wear are sold in AC showrooms but vegetables we eat are sold at footpath. Where, [...]
