English Funny Sms / Text Messages

English funny Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa).English funny To fulfill their demand of sexy messages, we have taken a step to make latest & English funny sms & text messages collection that will be covering English funny text, English funny quotes and English funny poems.

Attractive eyes

“Love Is dat Beautiful Forest Where Brave Tigers are Killed by the attractive eyes of Beautiful Deers.”

Time does not wait for u

If Time Doesn’t Wait For U, Dont Worry! Just Remove The Battery From The Clock & Enjoy Life…! Great People Great Thoughts !GOOD MORNING!

Originality 4 others

Never change “UR” originality 4 d sake of otherz, Bcoz No one can play

Foolish man tells a woman

DIFFERENCE OF APPROACH. Foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed

Rose are red and sky is blue

Situation Before Marriage: Rose Are Red Sky Is Blue I Love 1, That Is You… After Marriage: Roses Are Dead I Have Flu, Don’t Come Near, Parray Marr Tu.

we realize the value of life

we realize the value of life increases only after it is lost…….. eg:- Alive chicken 60 rs…. chicken tandoori 280 rs….

boys and girls stages

Four stages of a girl and boy friendship: . . 1. Hand in Hand. . . 2. That in Hand. . . 3. Hand in That. . . 4. That in That ….!

Cutest and most lovable idiots

Friends r d cutest n most lovable idiots in d world, bcoz they will die for friendship. & at d same time, they will also demand a treat for dying…!:-))