English Funny Sms / Text Messages

English funny Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa).English funny To fulfill their demand of sexy messages, we have taken a step to make latest & English funny sms & text messages collection that will be covering English funny text, English funny quotes and English funny poems.

Three dreams of a man

Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects Also Visit Sms4text

Stop it is enough

press down if u like me… so u like me…? Tats so sweet… ok u can stop… stop it,enuf… dis is 2 much… O my God … I like u too…! Silly fans…..

Planning team

Planning Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.

Story of Millionaire

MORAL STORY OF MILLIONAIRE: Money can’t buy Happiness…. But Somehow itz More Comfortable 2 Cry in a BMW Car than on a Cycle..!! Read Eid Sms

Beauty Tips

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Sociology defination

Define Biology and Sociology? . . . . . If New Born Baby Looks Like His Father It’s Biology, If He Looks Like His Neighbor Then It is Called Sociology.

Foreign country dauther

Foreign Country Daughter: Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you. Daddy: Its ok my child. But Next time You should invite me. Post English Funny sms

To feel without ever touching

To Hear what is Unspoken, To See what is Unseen, To Feel without ever Touching, is a Disease called SCHIZOPHRENIA and People think its love, How Stupid.