English Funny Sms / Text Messages

English funny Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa).English funny To fulfill their demand of sexy messages, we have taken a step to make latest & English funny sms & text messages collection that will be covering English funny text, English funny quotes and English funny poems.

double your sms balance

Balance Sharing Day Today Is Balance Sharing Day, So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The Proof Of Ur Friendship With Me Happy Balance Day… ;->

Transfer your love

Funny Quotes Newton’s law of Romance:- “LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE SHIFTED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER .

LOVING ANIMALS

Insult Sms If some1 asks me wat is humanity, I wud sit next to u, Pull you close to me Put my arms around u and say proudly LOVING ANIMALS That’s humanity;)

Kitna Saaf hai mera DIL

Funny Insult Sms Go down to see my Heart. Dekha. Kitna Saaf hai mera”DIL”, Bolay to ekdam Aap k. Dimaagh ke tarah.!:-):-):-).

Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love

English Funny Sms Wife: “I Th¡nk Our Daughter ¡s ¡n Love with Someone” Husband: “How Do U Know?” W¡fe: “B’coz She ¡s Not Ask¡ng For Pocket Money”

Net Work Tariff

Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats you can make free calls!

Biggest Mystery

English Funny Sms Biggest Mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made, But stil… X is unknown!!!

Life without U is imposible

Life without U is impossible… U r in my breath and blood… I can”t spend a sec without you. If u left me i”ll die….. Ooye hello i m talking abt Oxygen