English Funny Sms / Text Messages

English funny Messages, are highly popular and demanded by girlfriends loosing their boyfriends or when they decide to end a relationship (vice versa).English funny To fulfill their demand of sexy messages, we have taken a step to make latest & English funny sms & text messages collection that will be covering English funny text, English funny quotes and English funny poems.

Punjabi song in english version

Punjabi song in english version Japhi kuut kay jay pawain eik waar gujra, Sari zindge rahwaan ge tabedaar gujra… Latest virsion of this song: If u hug me very very tightly gujar, I shall be very thankful to you for this act of kindness…

How old is your father

Teacher to Bunty: How old is your father? Bunty:As old as I am Teacher: How is that possible? Bunty: He became father only after I was born.

going through hell

There was a lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married-now he is going through hell !!

step on ur Feet

never let anyone step on ur Feet it will make ur chappal DiRty!

reduce the population

On ur smile thousands of people dies, so keep smiling and reduce the population, but don’t smile in front of miror, warna leney k deney par jainge..

MEN’S “F” Rules

MEN’S “F” Rules: Find her, Follow her, Friend her, Flirt her, French her, Finger her Force her Fuck her Forget her Find Next Chic.