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Like Mama or Papa?

Papa: Which of us u like more Mama or Papa? Kid: Both Papa: No tell me 1? Kid: Both Papa: If i go to America & ur Mother go to Paris Whr ‘ll u go? Kid: Paris Papa: This mean u like ur Mother? Kid: No. Paris is Beautiful then America Papa: If i go [...]

Naseeb wali biwi

Husband: judge sab, mjhe Divorce chaheye, meri biwi ne 1 saal se muj se baat ni ki… Judge: phr soch lo, aisi biwi naseeb walon ko milti hai…

Yaad aa raha hai koi

Mout k bad yaad araha hai koi,,, cigratte meri kaber par jala rha hai koi,,, ya Rab 2pal ki mohlat or de de,,, akeley akeley suttey lga rha hai koi….

Woh ap kay pass aa jaiy

Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye. Jesay aap chahey wo aap k paas aajaye. aap sara saal kanwara na rahey. aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.

Duniya main 2 log

DUNIYA me 2 log aik dosry ko hasrat se dekhty hn.. . . . . . KANWARY shadi shuda ko B-) . aur SHADI SHUDA kanwaron ko.. ;-(

Ramadan & Roza

Read it carefully, Dear muslims as u know that this month is Ramzan & ROZA is the important part of our ISLAM but through funny sMs it is showing that ROZA is just an irritating thing like these type of sMs: “Rozaydaro Hosla rkho.” “Rozey Me kasi shakal nikal i.” “Aftari kha rahe ho Valima [...]

Chand Ko Dekhna

Ek Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha. Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola: . . . . . . . . . “Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega

Humain tum say muhabbat hai

Wohi takrrar lafzon ki, Wohi andeshy furqat k, Wohi anjaan c dastak, Wohi hr baat pe larna, Wohi apni kitabon me, Gulabi titliyan rkhna, Wohi b maasy katrana, Wohi kehny sy kuch drna, Wohi saey sy ghabrana, Sabhi aksar khty hain. Hamein tm sy MOHABBT hai Humen tmse MUHABBT hy!