Funny sexy Sms

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You are a Dog

You are a dog…. Kyun bura laga? Bura mat mano.. Dog meanz D= Demand O= Of G= Girlz Hun vekh kiven hasda ae….. Kutta na hove te….

A boy went to meet his GF

A boy went to meet his GF.  When he came back home, mom asked  “Kahan gaye the?” Boy – “Marium se milne.” Mom – “Kisliye??” Boy – “Haan, mom bohot  kiss liye. More Funny Adult Sms

Expired Aunties

Ap jesay Jawan BACHay Khubsurat BACHiuN ki Amanat Hen Apne Apko Expired Aunties Ki Pohanch Se Dur Rakhain. Wazart-E-boys. Hakumat-E-girls! More Sms

Yaqob uncle

Funny Sms Baap: Tipu Sultan kon thy? Beta pata nhi? Baap: School jao tu pata chale na. Beta: Yaqob uncle kon hein? Baap: Pata nai Beta: Kabhi ghar raho tu pata chale

pink lips

Funny Adult Sms Arz kia hai Pink lips are the girls beauty… Wah..Wah.. Pink lips are the girls beauty.. And kissing them is boys duty..!

sms ka pait

poooN poOOn! .. Bhooo Bhoo! Bhoo Bhooo! .. .. padar padar! .. .. Pacharrr! Pacharrr! . .. Phoor phor PhooOss! Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai

Maazuri alownc

Funny Adult Sms Husband:  Muje aaj apne chest k white hair dekhane se old age pension mili. Wife: Pant ki zip khol k dekha dete to maazuri alownce b mil jata.

Galib ka dill toot gaya

Ek larki Ghalib ka dil tor kar chali gai to Ghalib ne arz kya: Woh chali gai hamari shakal pe moot k. Chalo isi bahany deedar to huye unki choot k