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Bbc News

Kya Aap ne suna hai..? BBC per CNN per PTV per ARY per GEO per nahi suna..! FM 100 per tou suna ho ga..! Ager phir bhi nahi suna to Ab Parh Loo.. ? EiD MubaraK ?

Santa Sms to boss

Santa Sms To Boss Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

eid mubarak XcusE mE

Agar Abhi Soye Nahi Ho aur Msg Parh Rahe hoTo EiD MubArAk.. aur Agar Sogaye Ho aur Msg Subah Parhoge Tou Again EiD MubArAk..! In ShoRT [:::] EiD MubaraK [:::]

Santa marriage

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Santa to shopkeeper

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

Bazaar market

Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain. Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.

Interviewer

Interviewer karo or kartay jao! Interviewer: What is skeleton? Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

shaddi ke badhai sms

Shaddi ki badhai   Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Haye haye main to 1100 lungi. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!