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how 2 kill a girl?
How 2 kill a girl ? Give her a beautiful dress nice jewelery costly cosmetics. Then lock her in a room without a mirror. Tarap tarap kar mar jayegi.!!!;-)
89 marks
If a Girl Gets 89 marks, her Response: KAMINA 1 MARK DE DETA TOU USKA KYA JATA!;-> & If a boy gets 33 marks he says CHECKER FARISHTA THA yar Hindi funny sms
Dawa nahi milti
Tabib milte hain pr dawa nhi milti Dawa agr mile to shafa nhi milti Me saari dunya dhoond aya “Faraz” Agr bachi mil bhi jaye to jaga nhi milti… More funny sms
Hollywood new film crying vampire
Breaking News! Hollywod ne Altaf Hussain ki rone ki acting se impress ho kr unhen apni agli film ‘THE CRYING VAMPIRE’ me role ki offer kardi. Geo Bhai.. More Hindi funny sms
Sweetest thing of this world
Today i planned to send U the cutest n sweetest thing of this world …but the postman shouted at Me: “Chal oye !Letter box se bahar nikal”..!;->
I studied but never topped
I studied but never topped, today toppers of best universities r my employees. (Bill Gates) Bus! Yehi statement mujhe top karne se rok deti hE….
Chohe ko billi lagi gori
Chohe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori, chuha bola aa gori khele ankh macholi, billi ne khaya chohe ko, aur boli “I HATE LUV STORYS”;->
Memon to memon
MEMON TO MEMON DR: “Aap ki fees kya hai?” DOCTOR: “Pehli martaba anay ki 100 Rs. aur 2nd time free MEMON PATIENT: “To phir aap samjhain ke main 2nd time aaya hoon MEMON DR: “To phir aap woh dawa khatay rahain jo m ne pehli bar aap ko di thi Also read adult sms
