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Aik admi ka gadha
1 baar 1 Aadmi ka Gadha Apni jaga se hil nahi raha tha. Aadmi ne bohat koshish ki Magar wo nhi hila. 1 pathan ne dekha to bola: Main Try Karun? Us ne try ki magar gadha na hila.
aao na jaan
Suhag Raat ko Hakley ne kaha: Aa aa aao na ja ja jaan chu Chu Chu Chu Chu chu Biwi panty utar ker boli: Ab Chusley Chumley ya Chodley Par chu chu Mat kar….
Naughty Daughter
Naughty Daughter: dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga> beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra
abu mein kaise paida hua
Son:abu mein kaise paida hua dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay son:Bhai dad:dua se son:chacha dad:wo b dua se son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya
Adult Poetry
Adult poetry Dil ka dard humain bataty kyon nahi? Dosti ka Huq hum pe jatatay kyon nahi? Mar jao gay aise he zor laga lagar kar, Qabz hai to HASHMI ISAPGHOL khaty kyon nahi? | | Home Page
Funny Sms – 1
Son : Abbu bachay zyada intellegent hotay ha ya Baap? Father : Baap. Son : Abbu Telephone Kisne banaya? Father : Garaham Bell ne. Son : Us k Baap ne q nahi banaya? | HOme PagE
badshah ki murghi
1 wazeer ko badshah ki murghi par bohot ghussa aya .badshah ney kaha k tum isay aisi mout dogay main bhe tumhai waisi he mout dunga.ab wazeer kaise bachai ga? Pata hai wazeer nai kya kya . . Wazeer nai murghai ki gardan apni gand main laikar gand dabadi.
Aik totli aurat
Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay” meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”
