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khula gala

1 aurat 1 bazurg k paon choo kr boli BaBa g, koi changi mat deo, Baba: BiBi tung galay paya kar, khula gala vekh k tay babay di apni mat waj jandi Ay…

Beta baap se

Beta baap se. Abu main ne khowab m dekha k mera aek pair zameen pr or dusra asman pr tha. Baap beta aise khowab mat dekha kro warna gand phat jai ge;-)

Pathan ki Qalabazi

Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak Qalabazi khai Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo Hum 1000 Rs dega Pathan:Tum Lakh b do hum dobara Lun pe Hathora nahi mare ga.

College Ki Larrkiyaan

College Ki Larrkiyaan Yeh College ki Larrkiyaan Kharrkti hain jin ki Chattiyaan Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker Bas Mutth pe hi Guzara Ker Uttha Sheeshi tael (oil) ki Hasraton kay Khail ki Bas haath youn chalata Jaa Lund pe kabab Lagata jaa

One More Try Girl

PUSSY PUSSY LITTLE STAR LET ME RUB U IN THA SALWAR , UP ABOVE THA LEGS SO HIGH, ALWAYS WET NEVER DRY, COME ON BABY DON’T FEEL SHY , GIVE ME BABY ONE MORE TRY!! Karo Karo or kartay jao Paa jee….

Boy kiss

BOY:can i kiss u? GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips? BOY:WHAT? GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips? BOY: I DIDN’T GET U? GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?