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boy 2 sale girl
Adult Sms, New adult sms Boy2sales Girl:give a condom? salesGirl:Can I touch ur Penis 4 size? Boy:ok SalesGirl:Give him “M“ size, wait.. Give “L‘ wait.. Give ‘XL‘ oh sitt Give me a tissuepaper
Sardar ka behnoyi
Sardar ka behnoyi 1 sardar apne behnoyi k saath dosre sardar k pass gaya, Woh soch raha tha k is ka introduction kaise karoo? Finally he decided and smilingly said “In say Milain yeh hain hamare..”BHAINCHOD”
doodh peena chor dia
doodh peena chor dia Teacher: tumhary abu bary hain ya tum? Student: main Teacher: wo kaise? Student: wo aise k main ne ami ka doodh peena chor dia hai Magar abu ab bhi peety hain
library me aag
Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola “ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai” dulhan: tum kitabo may khoye ho nichay Library me aag lagi hoi hai
Naughty Daughter
Naughty Daughter: dulhan ne shadi k din obtan nahi lagaya to us ki dadi ne kaha beta obtan laga lo werna noor nahi chare ga> beti dosre din jab gher ayi to us ne kaha k dadi noor to aisa charha k subha hi otra
abu mein kaise paida hua
Son:abu mein kaise paida hua dad:hum ne dua ki ap aa gay son:Bhai dad:dua se son:chacha dad:wo b dua se son:Hamare khandan mein chodne wodne ka riwaj nhi hai kya
Incase funny adult sms
toilet song incase of loose motion ‘ruk ruk ruk arey baba ruk’ incase of kabz “na tu ay gee na hee chain ay ga” incase of gas trouble “hawa hawa aae hawa khusbho luta dai” after coming out of toilet “juda hokay bhee tu mujh may kaheen baki hai” (karosms.com)
Funny adult sms 6
Funny Adult Sms 6 mehfil e sex sajow tu kuch baat banay doulat e kiss lutaow tu kuch baat banay doodh feeder say peena gawara nahi humay direct mammon say piloaw tu kuch baat banay
