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Gabbar funny sms
Maa: Beta Jaldi So Ja Warna Gabbar A Jayay Ga Beta: Mujhay 100Rs Day Do Warna Papa Ko Bol Doon Ga K Yeh Gabbar Roz A Jata Hai
HAPPY PENIS DAY
Kick the football get the goal! Suck the boobs fuck the hole Kiss her lips pick her hips Let us celebrate *PENIS DAY* Forward to all boys. *LUND UTHA K GEO*
Aik totli aurat
Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay” meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”
khula gala
1 aurat 1 bazurg k paon choo kr boli BaBa g, koi changi mat deo, Baba: BiBi tung galay paya kar, khula gala vekh k tay babay di apni mat waj jandi Ay…
Beta baap se
Beta baap se. Abu main ne khowab m dekha k mera aek pair zameen pr or dusra asman pr tha. Baap beta aise khowab mat dekha kro warna gand phat jai ge;-)
Pathan ki Qalabazi
Pathan ne Pathar tortay huwe achanak Qalabazi khai Supervizer bola: Khan dobara karo Hum 1000 Rs dega Pathan:Tum Lakh b do hum dobara Lun pe Hathora nahi mare ga.
Ik jhalak
IK JHALAK HI KAFI HOTI HEY TERI DIL KO DEEWANA BANANEY KEY LIYE TUMNEY ITNI BARI SHALWAR PEHEN LI ITNI CHOTI SI CHEEZ CHUPANEY KE LIYE
College Ki Larrkiyaan
College Ki Larrkiyaan Yeh College ki Larrkiyaan Kharrkti hain jin ki Chattiyaan Tuu Duur se hi nazara ker Bas Mutth pe hi Guzara Ker Uttha Sheeshi tael (oil) ki Hasraton kay Khail ki Bas haath youn chalata Jaa Lund pe kabab Lagata jaa
