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Elephant and girl
Girl: Doc, look at my vagina. Doc: how come the hole is too big. Girl: I was raped by an elephant Doc: But elephants have small dicks. Girl: He fingered me first.
One More Try Girl
PUSSY PUSSY LITTLE STAR LET ME RUB U IN THA SALWAR , UP ABOVE THA LEGS SO HIGH, ALWAYS WET NEVER DRY, COME ON BABY DON’T FEEL SHY , GIVE ME BABY ONE MORE TRY!! Karo Karo or kartay jao Paa jee….
Boy kiss
BOY:can i kiss u? GIRL:where? on vertical or horizental lips? BOY:WHAT? GIRL:I mean on upper or lower lips? BOY: I DIDN’T GET U? GIRL:CHUTIYE,HONT PE YA CHUT PE?
Dirty Sms
Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers…. Rub it up & down gently… . . . . . . . …. that’s the right way of washing a glass!
Dirty Sms
Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life? Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!
Dirtry Sms
Dirty Sms Boy: Aunty ur apples are touching me.. Aunty: it’s my apples Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana! Karo karo or kartay jao must raho!
