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Rupees 101

Rs.101 Mj Rohail Pysa chaheye jao phudi mrvao Anti Misba OK Nxt day Anti Misba Ye lo Rs.101 Mj Rohail 100 rupya to smj ata hai ye 1 rupya ks ne dya? Atni Misba G sab logo ne ek ek dya

teacher kee graveyard

Naughty Sms Sexy female teacher asked the class: mere marney k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kia likha hoga? a boy from last row:Gashti pehli bar akeli so rahe hai….

Prevaiz Musharaf

Musharaf Rema ka hath pakar ke bola: “Aao andar chalain” Rema: “Ki Faida wardi te tu laani nain”

56 kg weight

Aik larki apna weight kar rahi thi aik coin dala to 56 KG Sandal utara 54 jacket utari 52 dupatta utara 51 coin khatam ho gaye aik Sardar bola tu kaam jaari rakh coin main daaley jata hon

naughty boy

Naughty Sms MADAM said to a naughty boy! Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, NAram hoti hon to bohat naram,NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho..!!!!!!

Adult Sms – Pregnant

Adult Sms – Pregnant A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby‘s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe

Bike & Girls

Boy: “I like the s0ft thing behind ur BRA“ Girl: “What“ Boy: “Ur Heart“ Girl: “I Love the Big thing btween ur 2 legs“ Boy: “Wat“ Girl: “Ur Bike“ ;-> home Page

Lady time

Lady: Time Kitna Hua hai Sardar: Bra Pantie Lady: Kutte, Time Poocha hai Sardar: Kamini, time hi to Bataya Hai.. Bra pantie(12:35) barah pantees (karosms.com) naughty sms