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2 Rotiyan khaya karo

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj hy tum rozana sirf 2 Rotiyan khaya karo! Pathan: 2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya khane k bad ?

Pathan Qabrustan Mai Chars Pi Raha Tha..

Pathan Qabrustan Mai Chars Pi Raha Tha.. Itne mai Police Aagai To Pathan Nai Chars Chopa Diya.. Police: Kia Kar Rahey Ho.. Pathan: Kuch Nahi Apney Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.. Police: Ye To Kisi Bachey Ka Qabar Hai.. Pathan: Hamara Walid Sahab Bachpan Me Mar Gaya Tha, More sms

samosy khol kar

Pathan ‘samosy’ khol kr ‘ander ka masala’ kha raha tha.. 1 admi ne pocha:”Pura kyun nhi kha rhay?” Pathan:”Baba doctor ne ‘bahir ki cheez’ khanay se mana kia

PAtHaN ko khwab me ksi ne QATAL krdia

PAtHaN ko khwab me ksi ne QATAL krdia Subha PAtHaN ne apna HBL ka Account bnd kradya Q? Qk HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqat me badal skta hy.JAHA KHWAB WAhan HBL.

4 rupay ghanta packge

Pathan : kal hum Ne raat se subah tak 4 rupe ghanta packge pe apni girlfrnd se baat kya Dost: wo Q? Pathan: humko Molvi ne bola tha k aaj JAAGNE KA RAAT Ha;-)

Extreme height of positivity

Extreme height of positivity: Pathan cricket khel kar aaya. Dost, “Kitnay runs banaye?” pathan , “Century honay mai SIRf 99 runs baaqi thay k out ho gaya .

Abu hum ko baja la doo

Pathan ka bacha : Abu hum ko baaja dilao.. Pathan: Nahi khocha tum sab ko tang kare ga.. Bacha: Nahi abu khuda ki kasam jab sub sojaye ga hum tab bajae ga

Janab kaisay ho?

Pathan Dukaan Wale Se. or janab kese ho Dukan Wala bas apki dua chaye Pathan o beghairat wo hm tmko ni dega Dukan Wala. mgr Q? Pathan q k wo abi “8″ sal ki hy