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Aj sunday hai ya monday?

Pathan ki 2 B-vyan Lar pari ek boli k Aaj sunday Hai or 2sari boli nahi Aaj Mondy Hai PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola…. Main kya Pagal Hon Jo Juma parh k Aaya Hon.

Pagal khanay kay agay say

Pathan ne Pagal Khany k pas se guzerty hue suna k sab pagal mil k zor zor se CHILLA rahy thy: “25,25,25,25..” Pathan ne herani se deewar mai bany hue sorakh se aankh laga k dekha to ander se kisi ne uski aankh mai ungli maar di.. or phir andar se awaz aney lagi “26,26,26,26….

Aap kay ghar larka paida hua hai

Nurse: Mubarak Ho khan sahab Aap k Ghar larka Peda Hua Hai PATHAN: O mera “KHUDA” Yeh Kiasa Technology Hai, B.V Mera Hospital Me Hai Or Bacha Ghar peda Hua hy..

Itna chota kamra

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis kro.itna chota kamra or 1 stool, tm humein janwar smjhta hai Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

Pathan in Airforce one

Pathan: Maa hum bara ho k Airforce mei jayga Maa: Beta mujhe kese pata chalega k ye mera bete ka Jahaz hy Pathan: Hum guzarte Waqt ghar pe BOMB phenkega!

Tumhara juram

JUDGE, PATHAN se: Tumhra juram sabit ho chuka hy, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga, PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga???

Pathan ka hath katt gaya hay woo

Ek pathan ka hath machine mein aakar kat gaya. Us k dost afsos karne k liye aaye kehne lagey, Shukar karo k tumhra seedha hath nahi kata werna tum khana kis se khatey,hath kis se milate? Pathan: Ye tum hamare dimag ki daad do,aaya to hamara seedha hath hi tha humne kheench kar foran ulta [...]

Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai

JUDGE, PATHAN se: Tumhra juram sabit ho chuka hy, kal tmhe phansi pe latkaya jae ga, PATHAN: Wo to theek hai lekn utara kab jae ga??? More Sms Jokes Poetry