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Meray cousin ka hai

Friend: Khan Sahab Set Naya Liya Hai? Pathan: Mere Cousin Ka Hai. Friend: Cousin ka Mobile Aapke Pas Kia Kar Raha Hai? Pathan: Yaar Wo jab Bhi Milta Tha Kehta Tha, Tu Mera Phone Kyon Nahi Uthata. Main Utha Laya.

Uk Officer & Pathan

Pathan U.K gaya Airport officer ne naam pocha Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan Officer: English mei bolo

Google Khan

Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua? Pathan: Hum jahan bhi hota ha,wo hum ko dhoond he leta hai…:-( Google

100 ka note

TABAHI SMS Pathan ko gali me para 100 ka note mila, Jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Pathan ne chup k se note jeib me rakhte huye kaha “KHER MUBARAK.

Pathan Dance in Club

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya, Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha, Dance Karny K Bad Bola, . . . . . . . O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai.

Bv naraz no problem

Pathan Apni BV Sy: Kiya Hamara Jan Hum Sy Naraz Hai…? BV: Nahi To . . . Pathan: To Phir Hamari Taraf Moo Kar K Kiyun Leta Howa Hai…! :-

Bhoot or Rohain

Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy Pathan : pta Nai Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

Nawasi hai

Teacher: Translate Into english. ” wo meri Nawasi hai “. phataan: Hanstay huway Eitna asan!She is my Eighty Nine.