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Mara hua Chooha
Aik pathan ka RADIO kharab ho gaya, Usny khol k dekha to andar ek CHOOHA mara huwa tha Ye dekh k pathan Bola: ay Lo! chalega kesy? Singer hee mara para hy.,.
Sub dua karo pathan kay liay
Pathan: Dua Karo Hamara Khoti Ka Delivery Hy 2nd Pathan: To Is Me Dua Wala Konsa Baat Hy Khota Hoga Ya Khoti? 1st Pathan Nai Yara Kuch Begherti HumNe B Kia hy Also read April Fool Sms
Pathan jahaz main
Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha: Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha, Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga. Aur Bola:
Fast food pizza
Interviewer to Pathan: If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building, Which will Reach the Ground First? Pathan: Pizza Interviewer: Why? . . . Pathan: Because it’s a Fast Food.
Haseen larki ko ghoor say dekhna
1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha . Larki: Kya dekh rhe ho? . . . . Pathan: Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
Truck kay sath kharay thay
Hum To Yun He Wapda k Truck K Sath Kharey They FARAZ . . . . Woh Aaye Aur Gaaliyan Dey Kar Chaly Gaye.
Pathan alag hogay
Ab to phatano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain “FARAZ” Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai “Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..
Roota hua pathan
Ek pathan biwi ki gand p hath pher k ro para Biwi n pucha sartaj ap kiun roe? Pathn:Tmhari gand p hath phair k aj uski yd a gai jo sms prh raha hy! True-frnd
