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Seeta and geeta
Lawyer to Santa: Geeta pe Haath Rakh Kar Kaho K… Santa: Ye Kya, Seeta Ko Haath Lagaya To Court Main Bulaya. Ab fir Geeta Pe Haath!
Susu By Santabanta
Ek deewar par likha tha ‘Yaha kutte susu karte hain’ Santa ne waha susu kiya. Fir muskura kar bola-ise kehte hai dimaag, s usu maine kiya naam kutte ka aaya.
Meray pass gadi hai
Santa-Mere pass gadi hai ,bunglow hai,paisa hai tumhare paas kya hai ? Banta- Mere paas bhi gadi hai bunglow hai paisa hai. Santa-to saale apni maa kiske paas hai ?
Koi naraz hai hum say
koi naraz hai hum se k hum kuch likhte nhi kahan se laein lafz jab wo milte nahi dard ki zuban hoti to bata dete FARAZ wo zakham kese batain jo dikhte nahi..
Except for algebra
Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra. Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That? Santa: No! I didn’t take Algebra.
Phansi
Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!
Santa going to Bombay
Santa was in an airplane going to Bombay. While it’s landing, Santa shouts : Bombay … Bombay Air hostess: Please be silent. Santa: Ok. Ombay! Ombay! Santabanta Sms
Open the lunch box
Q:Why Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road ? A:Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office….
