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Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di. Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha? Santa:Mera BETA..
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Running Except Santa. Coach: Why Are You Still Waiting? Santa: My No Is 4! More: Santabanta Sms
Santa: Yaar ab tu mujhe SMS kyu nhi krta? Banta: Petrol mehnga ho gya hy. Santa: Petrol & SMS? Banta: Easy load karvane k lye ghar se 10 km Dur bike pr jana prta hy
Santa in Bangkok to Lady: How much 4 a hand job? Lady: Rs500. Do u want one? Santa: No.. I was curious,, how much I Save when I do it myself…
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh : That’s nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh : [...]
Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Keep it Up Banta Singh : Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta [...]
A small kid wrote to Santa Claus, “Send Me A Brother” Santa wrote back, “Send Me Your Mother”
Pappu was writing his father’s name on a 1000 Watt bulb.Santa asked him: What are you doing?Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.