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Tipu Sultan

Santabanta Sms Tourist : whose skeleton z dat ? santa : tipus skeleton tourist : whos dat smaller next 2 it? santa : dat was tipus skeleton when he was child

what is oxford

What’s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What’s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Cycle stand & bus stand

Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa: Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata

sardar ka gussa

sardar ka gussa Sardar k boss ne usey job se nikal dia Sardar roz uske ghar k samne POTI kr k ata. Dost:ye kia hrkat  hy? Srdr:Usy btana chta hn k,job k bina bhuka nhi mar rha

Inspector to Banta

Inspector to Banta: Faansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichha kya hai? Banta: Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do..!

Sardar ki nangi wife

Sardar ki nangi wife SARDAR ‘ki wife nangi ho kar, puray bed per dono tango ko Phela kar boli “Kuch samjhe”? SARDAR:Haan, Haraamzadi.tu bed par AKELI SONA CHAHATI HAI NA.

Ye Ladies Ka

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

Santabanta Hindi Sms Collection

Santabanta Hindi Sms Collection Santa kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle… Santa: Don’t worry darling, I‘m already married.