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Santabanta Sms – Kya Dekh Rahe He?

Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha. Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He?? Santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He!!

Sardar ki jawan betian

Sardar bought a Pressure cooker, next day he return the cooker. shop keeper y r u retrning it Sardar says Ghar mai jawan betian hain aur ye sala seetian bajata hai

Mitti Me Mila Diya

Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dhund Raha Hu

Teen Sardar bed per

Teen Sardar bed per so rahy the, un teeno ko jaga theek se nahi mil rhi thi phr ek Sardar bed se niche sone lga. 2nd Sardar: Ab jaga hogai hai, uper aja

Sardar ki science

1 Sardar hamesha apne Mobile k 7 ek Kenchi b rakhta tha. Kisi ne pocha: “Sardar G ai keri Science kadi a”? Sardar: “O Yara kadi kadi Call katni v pe jandi a”.

Santa Sms to boss

Santa Sms To Boss Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. Two hours later Santa sms 2 boss: Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

Santa marriage

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs? Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Santa to shopkeeper

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir. Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?